F O O T N O T E S

Since the subject matter is on marriage, see the ppt - there is food for thought here !!!         

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the per! son FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1) I’d run hom! e and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)

2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never
going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)

2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain! , wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands )

Why Dr. Mahathir insists on using English for math and science.

Because globally people use the language as information and/or technology language at this moment.

How dangerous it is if we were to use these words in Bahasa, especially in schools. See example below :

hardware = barangkeras

software = baranglembut
joystick =
batang gembira

plug and play = cucuk dan main

port = lubang
server = pelayan
client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH :
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

BAHASA :
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."

HAHAHAHA…..

    Aku disuruh post blog nih oleh akmal sempoi… pastu kene marah plak dgn die sebab letak gambar die and kutuk die… bler mase ar plak aku kutuk ko nih?? haram tul..

    Kitorang ade camping sempena orientasi skul chemical engineering august dulu kat Batu Hampar.. bes ar gak.. ade air terjun! ahaha.. tapi kawasan perkemahan die sebijik cam Gunung Lambak kat balakang umah aku nih before direnovate cam sekarang… same ar… siap ader swimming pool lagih..hoho… tapi aku tak penah mandi yang dekat Gunung Lambak nih…

    OK ar… gua malas nak banyak cakap sebab bende ni pun dah lame, so g ar melawat my photo album..

siler2 lah klik di link bawah nih :

My Photo Album

PS: AKU TAK KUTUK KO HEH AKMAL YANG BAEKK… chewah… haha… letak komen kat sini yek….

    aku bukan lah dari keluarga kaye sgt… tapi rezeki pamily aku agak nye, aku alhamdullilah duduk kat umah banglo, kat kakiGunung Lambak. masalah nye, tahun lepas rumah kitorang pernah kene masuk perompak.. kene ikat semua r..malas ar nak cter peristiwa menakutkan tuh lagi. ktowang kerugian memang byk gak ar…

    Masalahnya sekarang ini, kami sekeluarga selalu rase tak selamat. aku yang jarang balik rumah pun rase takut kalau aku balik rumah. lagi2 kalu parents aku tak de g oversea. kadang2 dalam 1 malam tu aku tak leh tido pun.. ye ar, alarm rumah asyik bunyik jek. kalau parents aku kene gi luar negara selalu nyer aku lah jadik ketua rumah. jaga adek aku yang taun nih amek spm, dengan maid dan sorang pengasuh. kalu alarm rumah aku bunyik je, parents aku akan call dari mana diorang berada (alarm rumah telah disambung dgn enset parents aku) dan dgn penuh risau nyer tanye camne kitowang kat sini. kadang2 aku rase cam nak hemtak kepale kat dinding je… orang tengah takut nak jawab telepon plak…

    Kawasan rumah kitorang memang banyak kejadian rompakan nih. semalam je, jiran aku kene rompak buat kali ke empat. jadik pepaham je ar macam mane takut nyer parents aku.. time aku tengah menaep blog ni pun bapak aku tgh marah maid aku sebab tak lock pintu pas die dah masuk. takut beb! kadang2 aku rase duduk rumah aku dah macam penjara dah. bapak aku lagi lah. nak wat grill kat tgh2 tangga naek ke tingkat dua dan bercadang2 nak pasang cctv.

    Honestly, kalau aku diberi peluang, aku hanye nak duduk dalam rumah yang sederhana. aku nak rumah aku jadik tempat yang aku rase selamat. kalau ade ape2 yang berlaku kat luar sana, at least bler aku balik rumah aku akan rase selamat. tapi aku tahu, ini bukan lah ketetapan aku. alhamdulillah lah aku telah diberi kesempatan utk menikmati semua kesenangan dunia ni. tapi kadang2 aku terfikir jugak, apakah guna nya duit yang bertimbun kalu kita sentiasa takut nak tidur pada waktu malam? sampai di bawa2 ke mimpi pulak tu. (aku penah bermimpi bapak aku kena tikam pencuri….)

    Huuu… betul kan? apalah guna kekayaannya kalau membawa kesusahan? huhuu…. aku amat berharap kengkawan aku mendoakan keselamatan kami sekeluarga… terima kaseh banyak2….

KOTA BHARU: Mungkin sukar untuk dibayangkan tetapi bercumbu di atas motosikal sedang bergerak menjadi trend terbaru segelintir mat motor bersama pasangan mereka yang dilakukan secara terbuka.

Kegiatan itu dikesan beberapa penduduk yang terkejut dan malu apabila melihat gelagat beberapa pasangan bercumbu atas motosikal yang sedang bergerak.

Penduduk, Amin Mansur, 40, berkata walaupun menyedari keretanya berada di belakang pasangan itu, mat motor dan teman wanitanya langsung tidak malu sebaliknya terus bercium.

“Motosikal bergerak tidak laju cuma sekitar 30 kilometer sejam. Mungkin trend baru agaknya. Jika bercium atas motosikal yang berhenti senang kena cekup pegawai pencegah maksiat,” katanya.

Tinjauan mendapati antara kawasan tumpuan ialah sekitar Perindustrian Pengkalan Chepa di Padang Tembak, Lapangan Terbang Sultan Ismail Petra (Pengkalan Chepa) dan Jambatan Tendong.

Seorang mat motor berusia 21 tahun yang hanya mahu dikenali Joe, berkata dia bersama pasangannya berusia 19 tahun lebih suka melakukan aksi itu terutama ketika menunggang motosikal.

“Walaupun menetap di Kota Bharu, saya lebih suka membawa dia (teman wanita) ke beberapa lokasi jauh seperti Pasir Puteh, Machang dan Tanah Merah.

“Saya akui, bila berada di atas motosikal, kita lebih senang melarikan diri jika terserempak dengan pihak pencegah maksiat,” katanya yang enggan gambarnya dirakam.

Sementara itu, Pengarah Jabatan Hal Ehwal Agama Islam Kelantan (JHEAIK), Datuk Ismail Latiff ketika dihubungi berkata, pihaknya ada menerima laporan dan aduan orang ramai berhubung perkara itu.

Katanya, pihak jabatan memandang serius dan sudah mengarahkan beberapa anggota daripada unit penguat kuasa agama termasuk daerah melakukan pemantauan.

“Kumpulan muda-mudi terbabit tidak akan terlepas sekalipun melakukan kegiatan tidak bermoral itu dalam kenderaan.

“Denda tidak melebihi RM1,000 mengikut Seksyen 5(1) Kanun Jenayah Syariah (2) Kelantan boleh dikenakan kerana melakukan kelakuan tidak bermoral,” katanya.

fuyooooo…. tu baru 30 kilometer sejam! klu bawa 125 per kan jadi??

Men are like …….. Laxatives …… They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like …….. Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like …….. Vacations …… They never seem to last long enough.

Men are like ……..Weather …….. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ……..Blenders …… You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

Men are like ……..Chocolate Bars …… Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like …….. Coffee …… The best ones are rich,warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like …….. Commercials …….. You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like …….. Department Stores …… Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ……… Government Bonds …… They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like …….. Mascara …… They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like …….. Popcorn …….. They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.

Men are like ……… Snowstorms …… You never know when
they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ……..Lava Lamps …… Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ……… Parking Spots …… All the good ones are
taken!And….the rest are handicapped.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism.

Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.

We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People.

The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future.

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,

"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies,

"Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Specially dedicate to all my coursemate :
(CHEMICAL ENGINEERING,USM =)

berbakat, sempoi, potogenik dia juge,
tapi kadang2 sengal pun ader,
abes tu nak wat camne, bdk PTS lah nak kate,
kalu terer teka ar sape…

he is clean and the beyond,
he is good with the gurls as he moves on,
he is a moving stationery and we love him,
he sleeps with the light on, with the sock on his feet.

Pall Mall datang dari America,
ganehnyer muka, nampak matured gler,
tapi hati amat berbudi bahasa,
sape hek agak nye die??

from G! to the E! to the N! to the I! to the U! to the S!
he is SMART! he is COOL!
we call him KHO! the last name ZEMA!
just follow the words, and u will feel his aura!

sudah lah genius, bijak pulak tuh,
berbadan besar, ingatkan senior,
rupanye ‘OTAI’ mencari cinta si ‘RAJA’
siapakah gerangan baginda??

there is a mice trying to fit with the cats,
when we are trembling for words, he quickly intercepts,
listening to him always make me wonder,
why the hell his is doing here??!

merisik kabar berbungga-bungga,
mengunakan ayat puitis gler,
jangan di judge pada rupe,
dia ni Fair&Lovely punye ambasser!

we know he has a girlfren,
SMSing 24/7 in just one hand,
he is OKEY, but doesn’t quite rite,
i am not sure why he is behaving like that.

"haram jadah" mainan kata,
stakat nak raba, terer gler,
muka muda, belia berlaka,
laa…dari kelate rupe nye die…

jangan terase pada yang terkena penangan
kalu terase gak, sory ar beb, gua tak sengaje,
pantun ni jadikkan lah sebagai kenangan,
untuk gelakan di hari tue (n_n)

    Bapak ar… aku tak penah terpikir pun nak jadik engineer. lagi plak nak study 4 taun kat penang sana. kalau naek bus dah nak 12 jam baru sampai k kluang. first time sampai sana agak mengelabah ar. camne aku nak dapat kawan kat sana nih??!dah ar aku xpenah berkawan rapat dgn bdk utare. paling rapat pun dgn Liza (dak kmj, ph 20 frm tenganu). yg slalu die cakap hanye ar "awk… mak saya cakap kan, tak baek menipu…" hehe.. she is really nice gurl.

    Dalam sehari dua aku smp tu aku mmg tak ingat pape pn. berdebar2 punye pasal sampai blurr tak ingat pape pun. orang pertama aku ‘bercakap’ ialah dgn Khozema(dak coursmate aku from penang). time tu dia tgh duduk dgn ejat & syuk. so hidup aku yang huru hara pun bermulaa…

    Aku mule2 dgo & percaya bdk2 utaro nih BERLAGAK!Berpuak2 & lelaen yg tak bes lagi ar. siap dapat msg dr kawan aku beritahu "ko baek2 sket taw. aku dgo owang2 penang nie berlagak, baek ko berhati2 sket" haha… HONESTLY mmg ade owang kasik msg camtu kat aku. pastu aku dgo bdk kelate & tenganu yg berpuak2…huhu..

    Jangan melenting beb. biase ar. nenek aku slalu cakap, "Dun judge a book by it’s cover".hehe.. neway, bler dah kenal diorang dgn teramat ‘mendalam’ diorang ni bes gak ar.. ngam ar owang kate. tp kat sini aku tak nak cter cam ne bgus nyer diorang. tp camne aku leh adapt dgn diorang.aku tak de ar bdk bandar sgt & bkn ar anak manje. cume aku dah dibesarkan camtu. ape yg aku nak aku dapat. so bayangkan ar camne susah aku nak adapt kat sana.

    Dah ar aku ni tak ensem, tak pandai wat lawak, tak genius(bapak ramai mamat2 genius kat sane!), even, tak geti bawak moto!ADEH… memule tuh aku mmg nyesal gler pilih USM ni. dah ar jauh nak mampus. nak carik dak KL dgn Johor punye lah ssh. so, aku mmg byk kali sakit ati. rase cam terpinggir gler babi ar. jadik, aku byk diam jek..(diorang cakap merajuk. watever…) aku sbnarnye jarang marah. tp kalau aku marah, jgn tergezut ar.

    So, aku diam. dalam mase aku ‘merajuk’ tuh mmg byk bende ar aku tertinggal. diorang g jenjalan aku tak g, kuar makan pun aku tak g. makan kat bilik sengsorang jek. sob..sob.. tp 1 hari tuh aku bermimpi (aku mimpi pepelik sket =) Dalam mimpi tu aku baru tersedar aku akan abeskan mase 4 taun dgn diorang! 4 taun beb tgk muka same je. so, sama ade aku kena adapt cepat or aku terus tertinggal. diorang of coz tak kan mengadaptasikan diri dgn aku. Jadi stat ari tu, aku rase aku jarang merajuk lgih. (aku arap diorang perasan.huhuu..)& stat from tat moment i am enjoying my life fully!mmg a few weeks b4 balik tu aku mmg enjoy gler. padahal ade final exam tuh. haha..

    FINALLY, frm the bottom of my heart, i am wishing all my frens, (just name a few); akmal sengal, ejat sempoi, hadi cute, hasnal, kapten hebat, khozema, pokyart, and most of all (specially requested by akmal sengal) ‘rumate kesayangan’ all the lucks in the world for the final exam results. i am really looking forward to spend another wonderful semesta ahead us! (sebenarnye aku dah bosan gler duk umah nih!jum g karok??haha)

PS: after all, orang2 utaro tak de ar belagak sgt..hehe…

The wise man built his house upon the rock,

The foolish man built his house upon the sand,

The greedy man built his house upon the poor man land,


The Menteri Besar says, "Let it stand!"

The rich man says "Dont missunderstand…"

"My architect didnt plan!"

The officer says, "Where is the money, where are the plans?"

The greedy man says, "Let it stand, I will pay you a grand."

Malaysian says, "Let the law stand!"

We dont want a lawless land!

We want lawless leaders canned!

Physical buildings must be demolish,

If not morals too will be destroyed,

Among the leaders who lack insight, abuse abounds,

But for one who hates corruption, the future is bright,

Let no one be above the law in our land!

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